This quirky sea chantey is a great novelty piece! "Oh there was a little drummer and he loved a wall-eyed cook. Yes, he loved her, oh he loved her tho' she had a cock-eyed look. With her one eye in the pot and the other up the chimney..." Complete with a sea-fairing tale, quotes of the Hallelujah Chorus, and fun overall, this will lead your audience to a happy ending!